So, I posted the verses from Psalm 103 because I needed the reminder that God is in control of his kingdom. Here's what happened to me on Saturday, it's a long story so sit back, relax, and laugh your hind quarters off.
Let me preface this with a few details. Since the kids all left this weekend and many of them I will never see again, we partook of a typical BFA tradition: the last night all-nighter. So, by Saturday morning at 8 am when I left for the airport with six kids, I had only received about 2 hours of sleep in the past 24 hours. I drove the kids to the airport without mishap and then stuck around just to make sure they checked in okay and got through security. For five of my six kids the check in process was quick and painless, but for poor Michael it took forever. Michael was flying to Burkina Faso and was only allowed to take a total of 20 kilos with him in checked luggage. His suitcase was 33 kilos, 13 kilos too many. So, he started rearranging things to send a bag back to his dorm with me. He removed his Bible, his yearbook and two packages of notebook paper and then went back to weigh his bag...16 kilos. The word of God is heavy! So, he put some stuff back in and went to check it through...20.1 kilos, 100 grams over. Sorry, says the woman, it's still over weight. By this point poor Michael was a bit frustrated, so he opened his bag and handed me the first thing he saw...his shorts, I'll wear my dad's, he said. So, we think Michael is ready...not so fast, now she wants to weigh his carry on. More rearranging ensues in which we end up giving some of his stuff to two of the kids who are on the same flight as he is, who then give it back to him once they have passed through security.
We, one of my student's Rachel came along for the ride and to keep me awake, anyway, we finally say goodbye and get in the van to head back to school. As I'm driving along the autobahn I go to shift from 3rd to 4th and my hand slips and I shift into reverse instead. Sounds like a meat grinder...so stupid. Anyway, I continue driving on but I have to make a stop at a store in France before I can go home, someone asked me to look for Lime Fanta to bring to them back in the states. So, I go to the store, unsuccessfully look for the Fanta and then go out to my van to leave. Only one problem, it won't go into reverse. Rachel, the student with me get's out and tries to push, but that doesn't work. So, I have to call my dorm. It is then that I realize the cell phone that I was supposed to take with me is sitting on the counter in my dorm, right where I left it. In utter frustration I go to find a pay phone and in the process of getting out of the van I lock the keys in the car. The pay phone I find doesn't accept the number I'm trying to call and so I have to go find another pay phone. So, Rachel and I walk 2 km to another phone and then it hits me, I should have just tried a different number. Sheesh, I'm a dufus. So, we make the call to my Dorm dad, and start walking back to the store. After about an hour of waiting he shows up and we then try to jimmy the lock open. But we needed a coat hanger, so I go into the store to buy a metal coat hanger but all I end up coming up with is the metal handle to a plastic paint bucket. We rip the handle off and try to use it, but it doesn't have a big enough hook to grab the lock bar. Steve, my dorm dad, turns around to use the metal post of the cart return to bend the handle a little longer and lo and behold in the trash bin of the cart return are three metal hangers. Finally we get the car open, Steve and Rachel push it out, and I drive it to the school. We have appropriately named this the Airport run from Hell, it took 66 km round trip.
The reason for the verse is that it reminds me of something Rachel said while we were waiting to be rescued. You know Megan, God is teaching us something, we don't know what it is, and honestly, right now I don't like it very much, but it could be worse, and at least we know he loves us.
Amen Rachel, thanks for going on my adventure with me!