You might live in Podunkville if...
1. You walk into work and say "Feliz Cinco De Mayo" and your co-worker asks you if that's a traditional German greeting.
2. The happenin' place to be on a Friday night is the bowling alley.
3. "That place down the road sells good gizzards" is a common phrase come lunchtime.
4. "Ain't never" is required when conveying the negative, otherwise people think you're joking.
5. 10 out of 12 people you see on a regular basis (co-workers, friends, etc.) have never been out of the county in which you live. (No, I didn't forget the "r".)
And finally...
6. A customer comes in and asks for "them there what'sadosits, fer yer head" and you know exactly what he's talking about because 20 minutes earlier you helped another customer with a similar request.
2. The happenin' place to be on a Friday night is the bowling alley.
3. "That place down the road sells good gizzards" is a common phrase come lunchtime.
4. "Ain't never" is required when conveying the negative, otherwise people think you're joking.
5. 10 out of 12 people you see on a regular basis (co-workers, friends, etc.) have never been out of the county in which you live. (No, I didn't forget the "r".)
And finally...
6. A customer comes in and asks for "them there what'sadosits, fer yer head" and you know exactly what he's talking about because 20 minutes earlier you helped another customer with a similar request.
posted by Meg at 5/05/2006 11:58:00 PM
2 Comments:
Sounds like LaFayette where I work. I must at to the list one more.
If the townspeople get excited about the Tour de Georgia coming through because they hope the "large crowds" will help their business sales.
that's hilarious! sounds like the place i used to live in!! middle of nowhere PA!! i feel ya....
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